I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
my vag is so smooth its legendary
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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