I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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