nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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