Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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