2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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