she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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