If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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