The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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