She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
