what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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