There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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