Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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