Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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