it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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