..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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