You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Randomize
