exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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