all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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