god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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