I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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