i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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