That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I intend to get homeless drunk
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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