I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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