i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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