unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
whose parrot is this?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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