He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
ttyl tear gas
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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