So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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