do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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