He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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