im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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