her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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