there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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