I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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