it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
