Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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