Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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