awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
