R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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