Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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