He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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