So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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