I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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