My nipple is on Facebook.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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