Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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