at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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