You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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