I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
