She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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