On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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