Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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