So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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