Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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