I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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